Guest hosting for Jay Leno tonight is you.
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is you... - Guest hosting for David Letterman tonight
is you... - Guest hosting for Rush Limbaugh tonight is Eric
Biesterfeld... - If you move the TV any closer to the bed I'll be sleeping
with Jay Leno... - On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay... - Here's something to think about:
How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins... - Here's something to think about:
How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins... - Here's something to think about: How come you never see a Headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'
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Comedian Jay... - If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:
Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay...
From the same category:
- airplane rule: n. "Complexity increases the possibility of
failure;
a twin-engine airplane has twice as many engine problems... - Our torments also may in length of time
Become our elements.
John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii... - Before destruction a man's heart is
haughty, but humility goes before honour.
Psalms 18... - Q. Why did the L.A. cops leave the ballgame early?
A.
They wanted to beat the crowd... - I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies
of the ``WATCHTOWER'' and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to
the top.
They look NICE in the yard-- -- Zippy the...
