Guards, beat this man brutally for daring to try to confuse me!" -

Related:

• There's someone in my head, but it's not me... -
  Pink...
• Never tell me the odds-
  numbers confuse me...
• No fair,
  you're trying to confuse me with facts here...
• Psychology is a fairly modern disease discovered by
  a man named Floyd...
• The Magistrate renders summary judgement. You are sentenced to prison!
  The guards recognize you as a 'three-time-loser' ....
• Whip me, beat me,
  make me a SYSOP...
• Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime.
  Confidential opinions about love -- Floyd, age...
• Together let us beat this ample field, Try what the open,
  what the covert yield. -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744)...
• Don't confuse me with the facts -
  my mind is made up...