(Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother
or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and
Jim. We are at Vespers and therefore answering other calls, but
if you will leave your name, number, and a brief message, we
will consider breaking our vow of silence to return your call.
Please speak loudly, clearly, and in tongues.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and
Jim. We are at Vespers and therefore answering other calls, but
if you will leave your name, number, and a brief message, we
will consider breaking our vow of silence to return your call.
Please speak loudly, clearly, and in tongues.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
Related:
- Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi,
you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.)... - You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now,
but if you leave your name and number, someone will... - You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your
call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system... - Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams:)
Hello.
Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiropractic. (Raspy... - Sultry female voice:) Welcome to Susan's Message Parlor of
Delights.
We would be delighted if you would leave your name... - Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our
customer service representatives are,
er... busy servicing customers, so at the sound of... - French monologue in the background:) Around the world today,
millions still speak French as either a first or second... - Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
Your contact, Linda, is not available right now. ... - You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa
Procrastination Society.
Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get...
