GREATBIGOSAURUS
Last of the great dinosaurs, the Greatbigosaurus became extinct
just last week, when it got run down by a film-crew on its way to
film a Traffic Accident Commission commercial. Well, come on, if
you were 65 million years old, you'd be a little slow crossing the
street too.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Last of the great dinosaurs, the Greatbigosaurus became extinct
just last week, when it got run down by a film-crew on its way to
film a Traffic Accident Commission commercial. Well, come on, if
you were 65 million years old, you'd be a little slow crossing the
street too.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- KETTLE
Device designed to heat up water, whistle just too quietly for you
to hear when it's finished,
boil dry, explode and burn your house down. -- Daniel... - NEIGHBOUR
One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the
street,
but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned... - SCHEMA
What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive
to be called a diagram.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - ZEBRA
A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different
colours,
and with optional spots. Zebras are now almost extinct... - KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame... - NEWT
One of those really small beasties that annoys little kids because
they're too small to step on.
I dunno though - if you were flying along and got... - Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a
four-year-old.
You were... the age Bart was... several years ago,... - Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it... - HAIL
Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about
the weather patterns relating to hail,
and the likely occurrence of it, and have concluded...
