God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
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- Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others, can not keep it from
themselves.
Irish... - God made the world in six days,
and was arrested on the seventh... - Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this:
To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction... - Q: What do you call an Irish pervert?
A: An Irishman who prefers sex to whiskey.
As told to me by my favorite Irish... - Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice...
