Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
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- Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Johnny... - Never marry a girl named "Marie" who used to be known as "Murray."
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Johnny... - When turkeys mate, they think of swans.
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Johnny... - Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president,
and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president... - You can get much further with a kind word and a
gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Al Capone [Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed... - Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
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Johnny... - MST3K: Funnier than Siskel.
Thinner than Ebert... - You will think of something funnier than this to add
to the fortunes... - You will think of something funnier than this to add
to the fortunes...
