Free bank with the purchase of any toaster.
Related:
- The economy is weird -
my bank failed before the toaster did... - FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-DOLLAR DEPOSIT."
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Sign on... - web toaster n.
A small specialized computer, shipped
with no monitor or keyboard or any other external peripherals,
pre-configured to be controlled through an Ethernet... - Don't leave any fun in the Bank when you die.
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Rule... - The bank just called and asked would you like any
money... - video toaster n.
Historically, an Amiga running
LightWave and fitted out with a particular line of special
video-display hardware from NewTek -
long a popular platform at special-effects and video... - Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] ... - The expenditure of funds is critical- engineers and scientists should
not be permitted to authorize any purchase.
Richard F.... - I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her...
From the same category:
- If you can't be famous,
try infamous... - HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces... - Let's put Clinton on Mt. Rushmore;
he's already stoned... - Some people prefer Windows, but I, for one,
care less for them... - Make ducks and drakes with shillings.
-- George Chapman (1557-1634)
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Eastward Ho, Act i, Sc....
