For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
Related:
- Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing... - You may be redneck...
if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain... - You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on
its birthday... - Life is tough,
and you know that when you've got more bills in your... - You know your jeans are too tight,
if it takes pliers to get to your wallet... - Smithers: Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones! Burns: Ah, these... - You know it's going to be a bad day when:
your twin sister forgets your birthday... - You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin
brother forgot your birthday... - You know you are getting older when the only thing
you really want for your birthday is not to be reminded...
From the same category:
- Avoid being late --
don't even go... - It's odd how sin must advertise in gaudy trappings.
One would think it would be darker, more discreet... - Middle age is youth without it's levity. And old age without decay.
Daniel... - Fog: the air
apparent... - A sadist is a person who is kind to a
masochist...
