A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon,

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• Hi, I'm Simon. Are you a girl or a lady?" -- Simon (to Melanie),
  "Heart on a Chain", Eerie...
• Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon,
  "Heart on a Chain", Eerie...
• Just remember little paper boy - love's a heart breaker.
  Elvis, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie...
• Want my advice little boy? Buy her something tender and nice -
  like a Cadillac. -- Elvis, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie...
• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does...
• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness,
  what you find is ... more weirdness. -- Eerie...
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall,
  "Just Say No Fun", Eerie...
• In the meantime, one false move and Simon here becomes vice-presidential.
  Dash X, No Brain, No Pain, Eerie...
• Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund,
  like all the government guys. -- Simon, "The ATM...