Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys out here who wish to talk to us
about this script for Hamlet they've worked up.
-- Arthur Dent
about this script for Hamlet they've worked up.
-- Arthur Dent
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- Infinite-Monkey Theorem n.
"If you put an infinite
number of monkeys at typewriters,
eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet... - Infinite-Monkey Theorem: n. "If you put an {infinite} number
of monkeys at typewriters,
eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet... - You could be replaced by an infinite number of
monkeys... - You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with
a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I
really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!"
"Why,
what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen... - Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President
Gerald Ford.
Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty: Well... - Be very, very frightened,
Arthur Dent... - There is a special department of Hell for students of probability.
In it there are an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters... - Computer generated voices:)
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just... - Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate
retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang...
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- What will we do when they come?"
"See if we can sell Mom and Dad into slavery for a star cruiser."
-
CALVIN AND... - When we say 'hike out',
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penalty for incompetence... - The First Commandment for Technicians:
Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
capacitor,
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- Ray...
