A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries.
-- Walt Mooney
-- Walt Mooney
Related:
- The path to enlightenment requires a flashlight with
fresh batteries... - You may be redneck...
if your flashlight holds more then four batteries... - Auntie Mame
She has the I.Q. of a dead flashlight battery.
Rosalind... - Walt Disney is not dead.
He's in suspended animation... - She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n!
The batteries are dead... - The Three Major Kind of Tools
* Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or
jar their many complex,
sophisticated electrical parts in such a manner that... - The Three Major Kind of Tools
* Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or
jar their many complex,
sophisticated electrical parts in such a manner... - The Three Major Kind of Tools
* Tools for hittings things to make them loose or to tighten them up or
jar their many complex,
sophisticated electrical parts in such a manner that...
From the same category:
- Tips and taxes not
included... - Never take a stone to break an egg when you can use the back of your knife.
Scottish... - 1. Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed
talent.
2. Personnel recruiting is a triumph of hope over experience... - Don't cook tonight --
starve a rat today... - The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it
is your move.
Frank...
