1) If you take off your right-hand glove in
very cold weather, the key will be in
your left-hand pocket.
2) Any system that works perfectly will
be revised.
-- Quigley's Laws
very cold weather, the key will be in
your left-hand pocket.
2) Any system that works perfectly will
be revised.
-- Quigley's Laws
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