DONATION
Often promoted as the best way of getting rid of your money while
feeling good about it, donation in fact has the opposite effect.
The vast majority feel awkward as they hand over the money,
clumsily trying to avoid the $50 note in their pocket.
A much better way to get rid of money while feeling good is to
go out and by a whoppingly expensive consumer appliance.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Often promoted as the best way of getting rid of your money while
feeling good about it, donation in fact has the opposite effect.
The vast majority feel awkward as they hand over the money,
clumsily trying to avoid the $50 note in their pocket.
A much better way to get rid of money while feeling good is to
go out and by a whoppingly expensive consumer appliance.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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