Does college pay? Of course. If you're a halfback or a basketball player
they pay you very well. College athletes are always saying to me, "When
should I turn pro?" And I say not until you've earned all you can in
college.
-- Will Rogers
they pay you very well. College athletes are always saying to me, "When
should I turn pro?" And I say not until you've earned all you can in
college.
-- Will Rogers
Related:
- When I was in college, there were a lot of four-letter words you couldn't
say in front of girls.Now you can say them.
But you can't say "girls"... - Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college?
Lister:
The same way you always get into art college. The... - Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's
time to -
what did I teach you guys? Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty... - Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college
student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you... - Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
These guys learned the richness and variety of the... - Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's... - I should have stayed in college."
"What would you be if you had stayed in college?"
"I was in the black studies program.
By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen,... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown...
