Did you know that rain is the sound of angels flushing?
-- "Married...With Children"
-- "Married...With Children"
Related:
- Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!... - To confuse children with angels is a dangerous
thing... - It's only cheating, if you get caught".
-- Al Bundy,
Married with... - Are you married?
No, I'm divorced.
And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer... - Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18:
Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced. Q: And what did your husband... - How do you know it's summer in Seattle?
The rain's warmer... - Education is learning that you did not even know what
you did not even know you did not even know... - Dear purveyors of senseless violence:
I know this may sound silly at first,
but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children... - Life sucks.
--
Al Bundy from "Married with...
From the same category:
- SEOB: Set Every
Other... - Redneck pickup line: "Hey,
you look just like my sister... - Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
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John... - Blank paper is God's way of saying it's not so easy
to be God... - Time heals all non-fatal
wounds...
