Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next
girlfriend?
girlfriend?
Related:
- Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
Tapioca because she could be made in a minute... - Did you hear about the basketball player who was so
tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him... - Girlfriend pregnant -
(M)arry (I)gnore... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a
grocery store,
because they had free delivery... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter
was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods... - Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night
with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six... - What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass...
From the same category:
- There is no vice so simple but assumes
Some mark of virtue in his outward parts.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice... - Let your humor always be good humor in both senses.
If it comes of a bad humor, it is pretty sure not to... - You know more about a man in one night than you do in months of
conversation.
In the sack, they can't cheat... - We now have to put a condom on our
Macintosh..... - When you aim at nothing,
you hit it...
