1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the
tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it
back-ordered.
3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first
place.
-- Cambpell's Laws of Automotive Repair
tool to get it off.
2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it
back-ordered.
3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first
place.
-- Cambpell's Laws of Automotive Repair
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