"Come on, you'll be late for school."
"Shan't," came the reply from the bathroom.
"Why, what's wrong?"
"The teachers hate me and the kids despise me."
"I'll give you two good reasons why you should go."
"What are they?"
"One - you're forty-one, and two - you're the headmaster."
"Shan't," came the reply from the bathroom.
"Why, what's wrong?"
"The teachers hate me and the kids despise me."
"I'll give you two good reasons why you should go."
"What are they?"
"One - you're forty-one, and two - you're the headmaster."
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