Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away.
-- Sign on Antique Shop
-- Sign on Antique Shop
Related:
- Shop sign:
We buy anything saleable... - Want to have some fun? Walk into an antique shop and say,
What's new... - If you don't know what you want, go to an antique shop -
they've got it... - Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS.
YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED... - No muff too tough for us...
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Sign at a muffler... - Tyre shop sign:
"We skid you... - Sign spotted in a massage-parlor window: COME IN!
WE KNEAD YOUR BUSINESS... - You threw out
my WHAT... - We bring back departed soles."
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Sign in a shoe repair...
From the same category:
- You are not a hard driving person if you suddenly stop
looking for work after you have found a job... - No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after-dinner
speech will counteract it.
- Kin... - Like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616)... - Buses turn up within seconds of your lighting a
cigarette... - You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
If you practice often enough you will be able to spell...
