COBOL is just a bug with syntax
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As an appointed member of the three man committee on the long range future
of COBOL,
which committee was never disbanded, so I assume it... - COBOL is not dead,
it just smells that way... - I just found the
last bug... - candygrammar n.
A programming-language grammar that is
mostly syntactic sugar;
the term is also a play on `candygram'. COBOL,... - I did it!
I found the program's last bug bug bug bug bug bug... - We wouldn't get so many weird bug reports if we just
stop selling software to... - Civilization:
Biggest syntax error in history... - Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H:
COFFEE not found... - Syntax? Why not,
they tax everything else...
