A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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- A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - It's easy to drop a cucumber.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't ask, How was it?
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
(1) Cucumbers can stay up all night,
and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You always know where your cucumber has been.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than...
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- Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Francious de la... - He who walks astride the fence has few directions from which to choose.
Tupper's Political... - upthread: adv. Earlier in the discussion (see {thread}),
i.e., `above'. "As Joe pointed out upthread, .... - Is there a special technique to this foot-washing?
"You generally start at the top,
and work your way down." I think I can handle that... - I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's
because it's cold in there.
And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy...
