A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
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-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't ask, How was it?
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - It's easy to drop a cucumber.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
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