Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands.
Lister: Well wear the smegging gloves.
Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue? Are you crazy?
-- Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
Lister: Well wear the smegging gloves.
Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue? Are you crazy?
-- Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
Related:
- Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April,
May, June, July, and August, fool. Yes, that's... - Cold hands,
no gloves... - Lister: We used to be your shipmates.
Rimmer: Only .
we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat]... - Cat: Is that what I think it is?
Lister: What d'you think it is?
Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf... - Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's... - Lister: Lemon juice? (holds up canister)
Cat: What the hell is that?
Lister: It's a syringe. Cat: What kind of syringe... - I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school
summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle... - Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking... - Cat: What is it?
Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis...
From the same category:
- We see the opening of an era: it is an era of seeking beyond the
confines of our atmosphere;
may it be also an era of awakening to the countries... - SMILEY
:-#... - Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with
nothing to wear... - The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in
the East and the sun sets in the West.
Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a... - Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems...
