Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
Related:
- Call my cat? No,
I just run the can opener... - My cat only likes me when I run the electric can
opener... - Lost: gray and white female cat.
Answers to electric can opener... - I know everything,
but I'm sworn to secrecy... - I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west,
Through many a weary way;
But never, never can forget The love of life's young... - I(ve)
B(een)... - I have a photogenic memory.
-as opposed to photographic.
When this was first told to me, I could have sworn... - I have heard the mavis singing
Its love-song to the morn;
I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just... - First,
assume a can opener.....
From the same category:
- In time of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty.
James Howell,... - Natural laws have no pity.
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Lazarus... - It is hard to know what to do with a pre-shrunk garment
that shrinks... - Hockey players DO IT between
periods... - It is impossible to make anything foolproof because
fools are so ingenious...
