Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming.
Related:
- Stealth condoms:
she'll never even see you coming..... - You may be redneck...
if your wife wears any camouflage lingerie... - May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don't love you,
may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming... - Saddam Hussein Condoms.
For when you have a No Fly zone... - Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a
cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her... - I'm so in touch with my inner child that my condoms
are made by Fisher-Pricer... - Satellite Safety Tip #14:
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you... - If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you,
duck. -- Satellite Safety Tip No... - LaForge: "Commander, are you all right?! You okay?"
Riker:
"I didn't see it coming." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192...
