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• Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Stephen Wrigh
• Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
  Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative....
• I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
  A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....
• What a great couple of guys he is. - Re
• Bimbooboo: Mistake made by a bimbo.
• I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
  -- James Gordon Benne...
• I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
  -- James Gordon Benne...