Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
Related:
- I want my bedroom painted sky
blue pink... - All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a
mallet... - Sir, please help me get his coat off.
(feebly) Leave it,
Baldrick...it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Blood's... - A soap I could like better than my facial bar?
Incredible... - See this? This is a copy!
I want you to make me the original... - Quick! Bring me a beaker of wine
so that I may wet my mind
and say something clever!
Aristophanes (sp... - Bring me a live cow over to the table!!
I'll carve off what I want,
and ride the rest home! -- Denis... - Lisa: I made a new bar of soap by squeezing all our little soap
slivers together!
[holds up a multi-colored ball of soap slivers]... - I have a speech impediment...
my foot!!...
From the same category:
- Sysop!
Your BBS gave me a 'Printer Out of Paper' error!... - Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened
out.
- Joe... - I may justly say, with the hook-nosed fellow of Rome,
"I came, saw, and overcame." -- William Shakespeare... - Hydrogen bombs make great
party gags... - Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!
- Ben...
