Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign,

Human female: "And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question
on everyone's mind is, who will be the president of Earth?
Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson.
Two terrific candidates, Morbo?"
Morbo: "All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo."
Human female: "In other local news, disaster struck on Saturn's moon of Titan
today, where titanium mine collapsed, trapping one thousand
robot workers. Unless something is done quickly the trapped
robots will be dead within 300 years. Sir, what rescue
operations are planned?"
Mine spokesman: "The plan is basically to pave over the area and get on with
our lives."
Morbo: "The news of mine's closing sent titanium prices sky
rocketing."