Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
Related:
- Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's
last romance.
Oscar... - Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry... - Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin;
but twenty years of marriage make her something like... - Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the
first chapter... - Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the
first chapter... - With a name like Mangled Baby Ducks,
you know it's gotta be good... - Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long... - Good news, everyone." -Professor
"Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that." -Bender
"You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw." -Professor
"Here it comes." -Bender
"A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the forbidden zone."
-Professor
"Thank you,
and goodnight." ... - Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
Cecilia...
