Fry: "Well, thanks to the internet I'm now bored with sex. Is ther a place
on the web that panders to my lust for violence?"
Bender: "Is the space-pope reptilian?"
on the web that panders to my lust for violence?"
Bender: "Is the space-pope reptilian?"
Related:
- Worf, is this your idea of sex?
This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now.
No place microbrain? What possesses you? -- Geordi... - Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing.
Bender:
I'll get my kit... - I 'm armed with more than complete steel,--
The justice of my quarrel.
Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- Lust's Dominion... - Bender: I need a calculator.
Fry: You are a calculator.
Bender: I need a good calculator... - I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender
"A what?" -Fry
"You know,
a coward." ... - Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander!
With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the... - Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch... - Bender: I get a good vibe from this place. Nice long dinner table,
quiet well-behaved spiders, graveyards adjacent...... - Who was that guy?" -Fry
"Your momma!
Now shut up and drag me to work." ...
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- Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
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Publilius... - You will soon meet a tall dark handsome
stranger... - No pig should go sky diving during monsoon
For this isn't really the norm.
But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon, So... - You may be redneck...
if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket... - Feminizts -- perveyors of lies,
distortions and falsehoods and...
