"It was nice of you to let me reattach your arm."
--Zoidber
--Zoidber
Related:
- Bart: Uh, Mr. Herman?
Herman: Yes?
Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next... - Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?"
Herman (?):
"Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher... - I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized,
after badly nicking a customer. "Let me wrap your... - Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister,
Bart? Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her... - Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it]
Dealer:
[looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This... - A SCRATCH?
Your arm's off... - Money will not buy happiness,
but it will let you be unhappy in nice places... - Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Class:
[giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are... - Lisa: Here Dad, I brought you some nice -- aah!
[sees Homer with a potted plant]
Homer:
Good news, Lisa: I don't need your mother any more...
From the same category:
- O Lord, grant that we may always be right,
for Thou knowest we will never change our minds... - I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
Zippy the... - Modems are an Illuminati conspiracy to keep us
all poor... - Tomalak: "I expected more than an idle threat."
Picard:
"Then you shall have it." -- "The Defector", Stardate... - This wonder (as wonders last) lasted nine daies.
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John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap...
