Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot?
Professor: No. Why would I know that?
Professor: No. Why would I know that?
Related:
- Fry: "Hey, professor, what are you teaching this semester?"
Prof.
Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester, the... - Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy." -Amy
"A puppy?
Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." ... - I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson,
and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?" ... - Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender:
I have this thing called gaydar... - It might be easy for you...
but then you don't know what you're doing... - Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?"
Professor Farnsworth:
"Where am I now... - Leela, perhaps this is an awkward time, but if things don't work out with
this pipsqueak here,
I just want you to know I'll be there to score you... - Boy1: Hey, nice smile.
Lisa: Thanks.
Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa... - Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?"
The man looked at them doubtfully.
"I don't know. Why, do you think I should have...
From the same category:
- Armadillo:
To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle... - REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling.
-- Ambrose Bierce,
"The Devil's... - A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison
And had an affair with a Saracen.
She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed... - A conservative is a man
who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
Alfred E.... - Remember, an int is not always 16 bits. I'm not sure,
but if the 80386 is one step closer to Intel's slugfest...
