You know you're in trouble when...
(1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your
skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
(3) Your income tax check bounces.
(4) You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
(5) Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
(6) You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water... the day
after you bought a waterbed.
(7) You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk
clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party
for your spouse.
(1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your
skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
(3) Your income tax check bounces.
(4) You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
(5) Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
(6) You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water... the day
after you bought a waterbed.
(7) You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk
clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party
for your spouse.
Related:
- You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk,
bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for... - You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You've been at work for an hour before you notice that... - You know you're in trouble when...
1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
your
blind date turns out to be your ex-wife... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
your wife says,
"Good morning, Bill," and your name is George... - You know you're in trouble when...
1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you
follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from... - You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
the day after you bought a waterbed... - 10. Whenever you speak, you say "say" in front of all your sentences.
9. You attempt to "goto /room/dorm/Shaw/east/156" to... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up to discover your waterbed broke,
then you remember that you don't have a waterbed...
From the same category:
- Shock goes hither and thither.
Danger.
However, nothing at all is lost.
Yet there are things to be done... - To get back one's youth one merely has to repeat one's follies.
Oscar... - Females have PMS, I have SRH,
Sperm Retention... - The courageous captain of complements.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc.... - Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make
one vessel unto honour,
and another unto dishonour? -- New Testament -- Romans...
