You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
-- Garfield
-- Garfield
Related:
- You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's
Tuesday. --... - You know it's Monday when you find a land mine in your
food. --... - You know it's Monday when you find sharks in your water
bowl. --... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you wake up face down on the pavement... - You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
the day after you bought a waterbed... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
when you can't wake up in the morning because you forgot... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you wake up and desperately try to start a compiler... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you wake up at 3:00am from a nightmare,
and realize the reason for it: There is no #include... - If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're
gonna feel all day.
Martin...
From the same category:
- Help thyself, and God will help thee.
-- J. de La Fontaine (1621-1695)
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Book vi, Fable... - There is no one else
like you... - Even when uttered by Democrats, "middle class" often
sounds like a mealymouthed way of saying,
"Us, and not them," where them includes poor people... - I'm hardware and don't know anything about
software... - The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie
down with the kid.
Old Testament -- Isaiah xi,...
