When I was growing up my mother kept telling me we're just friends.
I tell ya I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my Dad kept the kid's
picture that came with the wallet he bought.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my Dad kept the kid's
picture that came with the wallet he bought.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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- I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad
kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
Rodney... - She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly,
when you go out with her you put a bag over your head... - I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking
pot I didn't know what I was doing.
I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate... - I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. ... - I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt
the button fell off,
when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off... - I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an
elevator the operator says the same thing:
"Basement?" No respect. When I was a kid we played... - My boy is mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms
to the sidewalk,
he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well... - I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track
and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant... - Ooh I was ugly,
so ugly that when I was born the Doctor told my mother...
From the same category:
- Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.
Victor Marie... - Dear Lord:
I just want *___one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On
the other hand",
again... - mailbomb: (also mail bomb) [USENET] 1. v. To send, or urge
others to send,
massive amounts of {email} to a single system or ... - It's hard to strike a balance between keeping an open mind
and being a sucker.
- Joe... - Moral principles can never be compromised;
they can only be abandoned...
