When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
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- When a person goes on a diet,
the first thing he loses is his temper... - Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called
upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Oscar... - The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the
first to laugh... - Q: What's the last thing that goes through
a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
A: His ass...
From the same category:
- The only thing I don't like about taglines is that
I never have enough room... - Kirk: "I'll say this for him, he's consistent."
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"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130... - True friends are like diamonds.. precious and rare.
False friends are like autumn leaves.. found everywhere... - Pointless point of
Confuscion..... - My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of
saying except in a desperate case.
It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." -...
