Welcome to Utah. If you think our liquor laws are funny,

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• Welcome to the jungle.
  Please observe our laws...
• Aelborne: "You are our visitors. Welcome, welcome." -
  "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198...
• If you think this is funny,
  look in a mirror...
• if (you_think(this_tagline) == funny)
  laugh()...
• Liquor sellers do not drink;
  they hate to see you twice...
• Nice underwear.
  Perhaps you should take them off your head...
• Funny you should use the word
  "taste".....
• And you should hear them whining about our state
  flag .....
• Eat drink and be merry!
  Tommorrow you may be in Utah...