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  but you can't stay here for long...
• UNIX: It's a nice place to live,
  but you wouldn't want to visit there...
• Reality is a nice place to visit,
  but I wouldn't want to live there...
• Solitude: A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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• It was a nice place to visit, Number One, but I wouldn't want to die there.
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• It's not how deep you can plow,
  it's how long you can stay in the field...
• Ned: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
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• At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you.
  Have a nice day...
• May you never have to visit such a filthy place as
  the outhouse...