To a Californian, the basic difference between the people and the pigeons
in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts
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