The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
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- The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces
his wife... - Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country,
it is a sure sign he expects to be paid for it. -... - What is the world to a man when his wife is a
widow... - When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can
pay her,
and it's usually the last. -- Helen... - Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous
circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she... - A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught... - If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profit,
is ready to lay down his life in the face of danger... - A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his
wife wants.
You better believe it. -- Satchel...
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- 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea,
it's the law... - It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light,
and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing... - Gays don't recruit,
but Christians sure as Hell do... - The memorable thing is not to excel against others,
but to excel against ourselves. The real contest is... - The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that
you are standing in the wrong line.
The Queue Principle The slowest checkout is always...
