The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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- The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage... - He was a wise man who invented
God. --... - He was a wise man who invented
God. ... - If God had intended Man to Smoke,
He would have set him on Fire...
From the same category:
- If you went Chopin,
did you take your Liszt... - Multiply in your head" (ordered the compassionate Dr.
Adams) "365,365,365,365,365,365 by 365,365,365,365... - Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel?
Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot... - So how long have you been working at a cat
house... - If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can.
-- B....
