The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected
company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
company arrives, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
Related:
- Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think
I'm dead,
but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this ... - Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing
what you wanted to do,
even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody... - When you are about to die,
a wombat is better than no company at all... - How do you straighten a bent pipe?
Bend it... - Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to
do which must be done,
whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and... - Smile.
It's the second best thing you can do with your lips... - Creativity in living is not without its attendant difficulties,
for peculiarity breeds contempt. And the unfortunate... - When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on,
and swing... - Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -
he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything! Bart...
From the same category:
- I will not be rescued in such
filth... - Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S.
Audit! Just type in your name and social security... - Don't do this at home -
do it at someone else's... - Swimming in the Arctic:
I. C.... - Programer halted -
Brain upgrade being installed...
