Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Related:
- Rubber bands have snappy
endings... - Real love stories never have
endings... - I'll have the Turtle Soup...
and make it snappy... - A parade should have bands or horse, but not both.
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Nancy M.... - Well...hey,
do you have any RUBBER WALRUS PROTECTORS?!... - If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and
rubber bands,
don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw... - I have invented rubber food for old people with time to kill.
- Pat... - Hero for Hire -
Snappy Comebacks upon Request...
From the same category:
- My cat's eyes look kinda glassy.
I think he ate it... - If you are honest because honesty is the best policy,
your honesty is corrupt... - Were you with these, my prince, you 'd soon forget
The pale,
unripened beauties of the north. -- Joseph Addison... - Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching
the proper ears.
Rudyard... - If I could go through the dorms and shoot people, exam pressures would be put
into perspective.
Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation...
