QOTD:
"What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding
when I mess things up."
"What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding
when I mess things up."
Related:
- Most of what I really need to know about how to live,
and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten... - When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that
can't happen.
Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome... - When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that
can't happen."
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Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome... - When I grow up, I want to be an honest
lawyer so things like that can't happen.
Richard Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome... - When I think about myself,
I almost laugh myself to death,
My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in... - Most of what I really need to know about how to live,
and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten... - What 'PENTIUM' stands for ...
P - Produces
E - Erroneous
N -
Numbers T - Through I - Incorrect U - Understanding... - When things are blackest, I just tell myself, "Cheer up,
things could be worse!" And sure enough, they get worse...
From the same category:
- Bradley's Bromide:
If computers get too powerful, we can organize
them into a committee -
that will do them in... - Scientists who dislike the restraints of highly organized research like to
remark that a truly great research worker needs only three pieces of equipment:
a pencil, a piece of paper, and a brain....... - I only started a BBS to save on the
phone... - He ran for the curb,
but I bagged him before he made it... - Never eat more than you can lift.
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Miss...
