QOTD:
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave."
"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave."
Related:
- If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
Monty... - QOTD:
"I may not be able to walk,
but I drive from the sitting posistion... - I walk this way because I
have to... - QOTD:
"I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over,
but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken... - QOTD:
"It's not the despair... I can stand the despair.
It's the hope... - QOTD:
"I ain't broke,
but I'm badly bent... - QOTD:
"Who? Me? No, no, NO!!
But I do sell rugs... - QOTD:
"I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor;
had to return it though. Couldn't figure out a way... - QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think...
From the same category:
- A glancing blow from the
cyclops' fist... - If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle
and start reciting Shakespeare,
but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth... - And just how DOES a
paperweight work... - CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national
boundaries.
Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's... - My favorite weapon is the look
in your...
