A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I
recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter.
recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter.
Related:
- It's not that you and I are so clever,
but that the others are such fools... - I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible
adult... - Today is Monday,
cleverly disguised as Tuesday... - You are clever, alert,
and intellectual... - The truly paranoid are clever enough not to *act*
paranoid... - Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
- Mae... - LUCKY:
When you have a wife and a cigarette lighter -
both of which work... - GENIUS:
Person clever enough to be born in the right place...
From the same category:
- Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last
Supper... - How many
Jocks (disk jockeys)
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. That's a tech job. Note: That joke is a lot funnier... - Idiot-Proofing assumes a finite number of
idiots... - How sad, dear brother, you make me wish I were an only child.
Data to Lore, "Datalore", stardate 41242... - What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married...
