My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood)
"Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant.
-- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"
"Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant.
-- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"
Related:
- My mother told me, "Elwood,"--she always called me "Elwood"-
"in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant... - In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so
pleasant.
I spent years being smart. I recommend pleasant... - I **HATE** Illinois Nazis!
--
Elwood... - Oh god, now the mafia's after us!
-Elwood
--
"The Blues... - It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all.
Elwood... - Mrs Tarentino: Are you police officers?
Elwood: No ma'am,
we're musicians. -- From the movie "The Blues... - I'll have some white toast. Dry, ma'am
-Elwood
--
"The Blues... - Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am?
Barmaid:
Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western... - Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's
not,
and the geography pageant is tonight! Homer: Lisa,...
From the same category:
- Many suitcases look
alike... - How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom
door you're on... - If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
Lyndon Baines... - Psychotherapy is the theory that the patient will probably get well
anyhow and is certainly a damn fool.
H. L.... - It's hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Sally...
