Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Related:
- I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page
fault!
Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that... - REAL programmers write self
modifying code... - Have you heard the one about the rabbi,
the goat and Bill Gates... - Quote #629
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft
building progress by weight.
Bill... - Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write,
it should be hard to understand... - Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write,
it should be hard to understand... - Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write,
it should be hard to understand... - The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT;
they are not Bill... - NT IS UNIX.
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Bill...
