If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours.
-- Clarence Day
-- Clarence Day
Related:
- If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours.
Clarence... - Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to
yours.
Yogi Berra, baseball catcher,... - HANDKERCHIEF, n. A small square of silk or linen, used in various
ignoble offices about the face and especially serviceable at funerals
to conceal the lack of tears.
The handkerchief is of recent invention; our ancestors... - Rain Rain Go away!
Come Again Some Other Day... - Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back.
- Don... - A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
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Men vs.... - She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n!
The batteries are dead...
From the same category:
- Misfortune, n.:
The kind of fortune that never misses.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's... - It looks like blind screaming hedonism
won out... - Kirk: "Organia's description, Mister Spock."
Spock:
"Inhabited by humanoids, a very peaceful, friendly... - Berney - Jurassic Park clones Barney,
feeds him gefilte fish... - If God wanted us to vote,
He would have given us REAL candidates...
