IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Related:
- If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it.
There's got to be a better way. -- Deep Thoughts... - I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for
paneling.
Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988... - I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct.
-- Jack Handley,
The New Mexican, 1988... - I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988... - I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect."
I don't know what it would be,
but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen... - I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets
fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988... - I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always
end up saying,
"Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would... - I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him,
we skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper... - I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on
the same day.
Then that night, they burned the wheel. -- Jack Handley...
From the same category:
- REFORM:
Recycled Former Members (Tories)... - An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code.
--
an anonymous... - If one knows what the task is, and there is a time limit allowed for
the completion of the task,
then one cannot guess how much it will cost... - Nature is a book of which God is the
author... - The people of Nebraska are for free silver. Therefore,
I am for free silver. I'll look up the reasons later...
